Horoscopes – Special Edition

Carlin Williams, Resident Mystic
November 16, 2017

YOUR SIGN ON THANKSGIVING:

Scorpio (October 23 – November 22): Somehow always stuck with post-Thanksgiving clean up.

 

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 22): Is the first to fall asleep after dinner.
Capricorn (December 23 – January 20): Eats all the rolls before anyone else can have some.

 

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Sticks their finger in the pie.
Pisces (February 18 – March 20): Wants everyone silent the entire 3 hours of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

 

Aries (March 21 – April 20): Always ends up sitting at the kids table.
Taurus (April 20 – May 21): Never gets the part of the turkey they call dibs on.
Gemini (May 21 – June 21): Gets yelled at for not waiting for everybody else to get their plate before they start eating.
Cancer (June 21 – July 23): Hides away in their room until they’re forced to come out and socialize with family.
Leo (July 23- August 23): Ends up in charge of the Thanksgiving Day playlist, but only plays Christmas music.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Is more excited for leftovers than the actual dinner.
Libra (September 23 – October 23): Eats way too much, and complains about it after.