KAIJU VISIT CORPORATE OFFICES
April 29, 2019
This April, Earth was invaded by giant monsters. No joke. They were everywhere. With gnashing, bottle-like teeth, and tough hides of plastic, they stormed cities all over the globe. On the 10th, they hit the Philippines. On the 16th, they turned heads in Kenya, Italy, Canada, and Switzerland. On the 1...
HOROSCOPES – NO THEME, LITERALLY JUST REGULAR HOROSCOPES
Nathan Gilmartin, Resident Astrologist
April 17, 2019
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PLEASE STOP, SNOW.
Meagan Hoffman, Editor-in-Chief
February 19, 2019
Picture this: You just rolled over to the side of your bed after a warm slumber. Buzz. The SlaterAthletics Twitter push notification comes through on your screen, but it’s hard to read through groggy, tired eyes. “The Bangor Area School District will be CLOSED today.” Your heart flutters...
HOROSCOPES – LATE DECEMBER/WINTER BREAK EDITION
Nathan Gilmartin, Resident Astrologist
December 20, 2018
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HOW I SURVIVED 24 HOURS WITHOUT MY PHONE
Meagan Hoffman, Editor-in-Chief
November 19, 2018
On a dreary Tuesday afternoon, my mom and I were in the heat of an argument over four baskets of laundry I had shoved under my bed. In her anger and wrath, she snatched my most prized possession from my hands…my phone. Feeling lost and hopeless without my computer sidekick, I resorted to my bedroom...
HOROSCOPES – YOUR SIGN AS A HORROR MOVIE VILLAIN
Nathan Gilmartin, Resident Astrologist
October 30, 2018
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MY “MANE ’N TAIL” TALE
Meagan Hoffman, Editor
October 11, 2018
"Help yourself to the Mane ‘n Tail all you want, but you so much as LOOK at the Verticoli and I'll straight up knock your block off!” -Chazz Michael Michaels, Blades of Glory. I used horse shampoo all summer. Here’s my Mane ’n Tail tale. In familiar circles, my hair has often been a topic of debate— I have cons...
HOMECOMING: BEHIND THE SCENES
Devin Dancho, Reporter
September 25, 2018
Imagine this- It’s homecoming. It’s a crisp autumn night, and the sun has almost set. The sky is a dark shade of blue as you work your way into the cafeteria doors at the high school. As you come closer to the door, you become more aware of your surroundings; loud music overtakes the hush of small...
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