GET PSYCHED FOR SPIRIT WEEK
Emma Naysmith, Editor in Chief
October 22, 2020
The annual Bangor vs. Pen Argyl football game is right around the corner (October 31). As per Slater tradition, Spirit Week will be held the week leading to the infamous rivalry football game (October 23-30)—only with a twist. Due to current circumstances the highly anticipated spirit week has bee...
IT’S FINE, EVERYTHING’S FINE (WEEP): THE MANY PHASES OF QUARANTINE
Reagan Heard, Reporter
October 20, 2020
You know the five stages of grief, but do you know the four phases of quarantine? For six long months we were all stuck at home, and quarantine (whether we like it or not) brought something out in us. The first phase: Doomsday The first phase is perhaps the most memorable stage of all qu...
COVID-FRIENDLY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES
Lauren Harrison, Reporter
October 20, 2020
It’s scary, but we’ve been locked in our houses for so long that it’s already Halloween! Despite the burden of masking, the show must go on. So, here’s a list of the top 5 Halloween costumes that ensure your safety this spooky season. #1 The Classic Sheet Ghost To start off today’s lis...
KAIJU VISIT CORPORATE OFFICES
April 29, 2019
This April, Earth was invaded by giant monsters. No joke. They were everywhere. With gnashing, bottle-like teeth, and tough hides of plastic, they stormed cities all over the globe. On the 10th, they hit the Philippines. On the 16th, they turned heads in Kenya, Italy, Canada, and Switzerland. On the 1...
HOROSCOPES – NO THEME, LITERALLY JUST REGULAR HOROSCOPES
Nathan Gilmartin, Resident Astrologist
April 17, 2019
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PLEASE STOP, SNOW.
Meagan Hoffman, Editor-in-Chief
February 19, 2019
Picture this: You just rolled over to the side of your bed after a warm slumber. Buzz. The SlaterAthletics Twitter push notification comes through on your screen, but it’s hard to read through groggy, tired eyes. “The Bangor Area School District will be CLOSED today.” Your heart flutters...
HOROSCOPES – LATE DECEMBER/WINTER BREAK EDITION
Nathan Gilmartin, Resident Astrologist
December 20, 2018
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HOW I SURVIVED 24 HOURS WITHOUT MY PHONE
Meagan Hoffman, Editor-in-Chief
November 19, 2018
On a dreary Tuesday afternoon, my mom and I were in the heat of an argument over four baskets of laundry I had shoved under my bed. In her anger and wrath, she snatched my most prized possession from my hands…my phone. Feeling lost and hopeless without my computer sidekick, I resorted to my bedroom...
HOROSCOPES – YOUR SIGN AS A HORROR MOVIE VILLAIN
Nathan Gilmartin, Resident Astrologist
October 30, 2018
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What is your new year's resolution?
- Get better grades (50%, 3 Votes)
- Learn a new skill (33%, 2 Votes)
- Eat more healthy foods (17%, 1 Votes)
- Spend more time with family (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 6
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