KAIJU VISIT CORPORATE OFFICES

April 29, 2019

Filed under News, Slater Magazine

This April, Earth was invaded by giant monsters. No joke. They were everywhere. With gnashing, bottle-like teeth, and tough hides of plastic, they stormed cities all over the globe. On the 10th, they hit the Philippines. On the 16th, they turned heads in Kenya, Italy, Canada, and Switzerland. On the 1...

HOROSCOPES – NO THEME, LITERALLY JUST REGULAR HOROSCOPES

Nathan Gilmartin, Resident Astrologist

April 17, 2019

Filed under Slater Magazine

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HOROSCOPES – MARCH EDITION

Nathan Gilmartin, Resident Astrologist

March 15, 2019

Filed under Slater Magazine

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PLEASE STOP, SNOW.

Meagan Hoffman, Editor-in-Chief

February 19, 2019

Filed under Slater Magazine

Picture this: You just rolled over to the side of your bed after a warm slumber. Buzz. The SlaterAthletics Twitter push notification comes through on your screen, but it’s hard to read through groggy, tired eyes.  “The Bangor Area School District will be CLOSED today.” Your heart flutters...

HOROSCOPES – NEW SEMESTER EDITION

Nathan Gilmartin, Resident Astrologist

January 28, 2019

Filed under Fall 2018, Slater Magazine

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HOROSCOPES – LATE DECEMBER/WINTER BREAK EDITION

Nathan Gilmartin, Resident Astrologist

December 20, 2018

Filed under Fall 2018, Slater Magazine

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HOROSCOPES – EARLY DECEMBER EDITION

Nathan Gilmartin, Resident Astrologist

December 3, 2018

Filed under Slater Magazine, Spring 2018

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HOW I SURVIVED 24 HOURS WITHOUT MY PHONE

Meagan Hoffman, Editor-in-Chief

November 19, 2018

Filed under Slater Magazine

On a dreary Tuesday afternoon, my mom and I were in the heat of an argument over four baskets of laundry I had shoved under my bed. In her anger and wrath, she snatched my most prized possession from my hands…my phone. Feeling lost and hopeless without my computer sidekick, I resorted to my bedroom...

HOROSCOPES – YOUR SIGN AS A HORROR MOVIE VILLAIN

Nathan Gilmartin, Resident Astrologist

October 30, 2018

Filed under Fall 2018, Slater Magazine

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MY “MANE ’N TAIL” TALE

Meagan Hoffman, Editor

October 11, 2018

Filed under Showcase, Slater Magazine

"Help yourself to the Mane ‘n Tail all you want, but you so much as LOOK at the Verticoli and I'll straight up knock your block off!” -Chazz Michael Michaels, Blades of Glory. I used horse shampoo all summer. Here’s my Mane ’n Tail tale. In familiar circles, my hair has often been a topic of debate— I have cons...

HOMECOMING: BEHIND THE SCENES

Devin Dancho, Reporter

September 25, 2018

Filed under News, Slater Magazine

Imagine this- It’s homecoming. It’s a crisp autumn night, and the sun has almost set. The sky is a dark shade of blue as you work your way into the cafeteria doors at the high school. As you come closer to the door, you become more aware of your surroundings; loud music overtakes the hush of small...

HOROSCOPES – YOUR SIGN AS A SUMMER SONG

Carlin Williams, Resident Mystic

April 27, 2018

Filed under Archives Spring 2018, Slater Magazine, Spring 2018

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