HOROSCOPES – YOUR SIGN AS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE CHARACTER

Carlin Williams, Resident Mystic
December 21, 2017

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 22): National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation; Much like Clark Griswald you’re slightly crazy, full of Christmas spirit, and enjoy the company of your family.

 


Capricorn (December 23 – January 20): The Grinch: Just like the Grinch you can be crabby and desperate for attention, but deep down you have a heart of gold.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Elf: Full of love and laughter, you are a lot like Buddy the Elf. Your goofy personality warms the hearts of those around you.

 

Pisces (February 18 – March 20): Frosty the Snowman: Having your friends back no matter what is what makes you exactly like Frosty. The amount of kindness in your heart is enough to attain world peace.

 

Aries (March 2 – April 20): A Christmas Carol: With a closed off heart and a wall guarding your emotions, it is difficult for you to let people in, which is why you are a Scrooge on all levels. You should begin to knock down the barriers and enjoy your life.

 

Taurus (April 20 – May 21): A Christmas Story: Stop channeling your inner Ralphie and wipe away the cry baby tears. No one wants to be friends with someone who constantly has snot running down their nose from not getting what they want.

 

Gemini (May 21 – June 21): The Santa Clause: Your happy-go-lucky personality makes you exactly like Scott Calvin. The love you have for Christmas and your constant need to help people makes you a valued gift in everyone’s lives.

 

Cancer (June 21 – July 23): The Nightmare Before Christmas: With your quirky attitude, you are a lot like Jack Skellington. Embrace the weird and be the best you can be.

 

Leo (July 23 – August 23): Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Often you relate to the outcast Rudolph on a personal level. Don’t worry, very soon people will recognize your potential.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Rise of Guardians: With an intimidating appearance and a seemingly frozen heart, people often mistake you for being rude (much like Jack Frost). Once they get to know you and chip away at the ice, they will see you for who you really are – a loving and caring individual.

 

Libra (September 23 – October 23); The Polar Express: Just like Hero Boy you are full of passion and pride. Constantly saving the day and proving how amazing you are is what makes you loved by all.

 

Scorpio (October 23 – November 22): Home Alone: You are Kevin, a quick thinker and fast on your feet. Your awareness of dangers in the world makes you the most knowledgeable in your friend group.