Super slater, soccer star, track god, and overall a good guy. But none of these things are the reason anyone knows Tim Ferguson, they now him because of the beautiful red mane that flows from his scalp.

How long have you been growing your hair?

Last year before picture day was the last time I cut it. So roughly a year and a half.

Do you use any hair care products?

                Yes, Suave for men and Garnier Fructis conditioner. If you were in a hair commercial, who you want as your co-star?

James Harden, with my hair and his beard, we’d be an unstoppable duo.

Best high school memory?

Winning Super Slater because I not have a lifetime supply of bragging rights to use whenever I need them.

Who will you remember from Bangor for the rest of your life?

Conner Platia because he tells the best stories and he’s really funny.

Best teacher, and why?

Mrs. Laurito because I like how she teaches and she always is there if I want to skip class and talk to her.

Favorite band and why?

DNCE because they have my favorite singer, the steaming hot Joe Jonas (insert heart eyes emoji).

First thing you do in the morning?

Get up and take a nice shower. Where will you be in ten years?

I want to be working as a math teacher in a crappy public school, ruining kids dreams Mr. Moran style.

Do you still go on FreeRice?

Never, that’s just a lost cause.

Were you good in typing class with Mrs. Ring?

No joke, I was by far the worst in my class.

Best twitter account to follow and why?                 @thatswright98, he’s my cousin and everything he posts is hilarious.

Name one teacher you would not want to get in an altercation with?

Mr. Michalek because I can only imagine his sick finishing move.

If you were in a tag team wrestling match, which teacher would you want as a partner?

Mr. Perelli. He’s huge and seems like the type of guy to bring a battle axe to any type of fight.

What are you doing at this exact moment?

Listening to some dimmadubstep.