Nathan Gilmartin, Resident Astrologist

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 22): The sound of bells jingling in the distance reminds you of holidays gone by. You know what you have to do; as festivities begin, you begin getting in touch with your friends. High School goes by fast, and there’s no time like the present.
Capricorn (December 22 -January 20): Sit back and enjoy a nice cup of hot chocolate this winter break, Cappy. You deserve it.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): During the holidays, you will be met with all sorts of challenges, be they dealing with relatives, finding time to relax, or resisting just ONE more gingerbread cookie. You’ll get through it. Enjoy the good times, but don’t let any surprises catch you off guard.
Pisces (February 18 – March 20): Holiday specials and carols are coming in droves, much to your delight. Brace yourself, nostalgia is coming. Perhaps an old tradition is in need of revival?
Aries (March 20 – April 19): This month, be prepared for a feast unlike any other. Friends and cousins will reunite with you, and toasts will be made. A relative has some news to share.
Taurus (April 20 – May 21): Try to keep an open mind. Even if you don’t get the present you want, one that you’re going to need definitely awaits you.
Gemini (May 21 – June 21): You will be visited by three spirits who intend to educate you on the true meaning of the holiday season. Their intentions seem noble enough, but you might want to bring some salt and holy water. You know, just in case…
Cancer (June 21 – July 23): Expect a pleasant surprise in your stocking this year. Is it chocolate? Is it a candy cane or two? You’ll find out on Christmas morning.
Leo (July 23 – August 23): You send some greeting cards, and get some in return. One of them may come from an unexpected associate. If so, you might want to anticipate further correspondence with this old friend of yours.
Virgo (August 23 – September 23): An upcoming Christmas party has you dancing the night away. Have fun, but be sure to be back at a reasonable hour.
Libra (September 23 – October 23): Thanks to the recent release of “Super Smash Bros: Ultimate,” your evenings will be far from boring this holiday season. Let’s keep our fingers crossed for Waluigi DLC, shall we?
Scorpio (October 23 – November 22): Almost everything on your list is as good as yours. What won’t appear under the tree shall be acquired shortly and easily. Be sure to keep your eyes peeled.