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HOROSCOPES – MARCH EDITION

Nathan Gilmartin, Resident Astrologist

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Pisces (February 18 – March 20): Conquest is the name of the game, Pisces. The actions taken needn’t be aggressive nor immediate, but conquer you shall if you so desire. Feel free to be the master of your own luck this Saint Patrick’s season, Pisces. Remember, you can always be the change you want to see.

Aries (March 20 – April 19): Now is the opportunity to break ties with that which you seek to escape. A chance to get out in two shakes of a lucky rabbit’s tail will be brought to your attention, and that chance will be yours for the taking.

Taurus (April 20 – May 21): Hang on to your aspirations for something better like a leprechaun holds onto their lucky charms. Doing the right thing is part of this complete philosophy. No sugar added.

Gemini (May 21 – June 21): Things can get overwhelming. Luckily, you have people on your side. Maintain perseverance. Maintain calm. Don’t be afraid to ask for help. You’ll get through it. Things this month tend to start out like a lion, but wind up gentle as a lamb.

Cancer (June 21 – July 23): Keep your eye on the pot of gold at the end of the marking period. A fresh start is just around the corner. Things seem ok now, but they’re about to get a lot better.

Leo (July 23 – August 23): Seeing green? Don’t get pinched by envy this March, Leo. Lots of things, good and bad, await you. There’s no use in focusing on all of the terrible things when there’s so much good in the world, and going through life angry simply makes things worse.

Virgo (August 23 – September 23): It’s March, and you know what that means- spring is springing! Don’t forget to keep an eye out for the signs. The first robin sighting or flower blooming might be some sort of sign that something is going to happen… Or it could just be a dumb old bird and a couple of plants. You decide.

Libra (September 23 – October 23): This month, your luck will provide plenty of opportunity to work on things. Got a project to work on or an activity to do? You’ll have the time. Usually, you stay well within your comfort zone, but you now have permission from the stars to shamrock shake things up.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 22): The cold weather isn’t gone just yet. Stay inside, keep warm, and get some rest. You need it, and the only way to keep things from falling to pieces is by making sure that you don’t fall apart either.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 22): A potato has many eyes. Time to open up your third eye, young potato, and see what is in front of you. Anxieties seem to have no basis in reality, as balance is well on its way to being restored.

Capricorn (December 22 -January 20): This March signals a turning point. Good luck seems to be returning, as you slowly yet surely recover from hard times. As long as nobody does anything too rash, everything will turn out fine.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Let’s get it, Aquarius! You’re almost in the clear. There’s luck in numbers, so be sure to bring a couple of close friends along if need be. Inspiration begins to strike, as Uranus, the green-for-St.-Patrick’s-day planet, begins to influence some interesting changes.

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